| |
 |
|
 |
|
2008 PUSHCART NOMINEES
|
The
Long Answer by
Josh Canipe
I pulled that trigger
on principle. And that’s
what I’ve been trying to
tell everybody, but they
don’t want to hear it. Even
Alyssa and Cynthia look at
me with their eyebrows all
arched, that heart-breaking
look in their eyes, when I
try to explain this. Still,
it’s true: sometimes a man
has to fight to keep things
from creeping into his life,
from pecking at it until
it’s nothing, even if those
things are his neighbor’s
chickens, which were
trespassing on his property,
and even if the cops show up
twenty minutes later, guns
drawn and bodies safely
behind the doors of their
cars, to confiscate his
rifle. That’s the image
everyone in the world seems
to have of me right now,
thanks to Channel 6, Tabitha
Adams reporting. They see
me as a man with a rifle,
picking off chickens one by
one out of fear....
Click here for full text
The Evolution of Tulips
by
Lauren
Yaffe
I start walking and my mind
is blank, calm. Suddenly
I'm furious. I remember an
incident: a woman holding
the door as I entered a
museum. As I passed through
and thanked her, she hissed,
"I wasn't holding the door
for you!" I saw,
then, another woman behind
me, the person for whom the
door was being held. I
continued in to the
exhibit--oversized canvasses
of complex flowers--but for
me they were all a blur.
Minutes later, the woman who
had hissed tapped me. "Your
rudeness is beyond belief,"
she said, and walked off.
This all happened a while
ago, several years....
Click here for full text
When I Saw
Jimmy Coulston by
Joseph Scott Celizic

Before Anne and I broke
up, before we took a thirty day break to pray about our future, and
before I dreaded her phone calls that flowed like rain runoff into a
gutter, her father got us tickets to a boxing match. It was our first,
and neither of us knew what to expect. I had pictured a mob of
Indianapolis’s upper class in a big arena, something similar to the
Philadelphia ring in Rocky, but when we pulled up to the
one-story Farm Bureau Building at the State Fairgrounds, I knew it would
be something completely different....
Click Here for Full Text
Present
Imperfect by
Suzanne Samples
Even though I knew how badly she had wanted to go, contacting the
universities is not the most difficult of my duties. Using the past
perfect tense is more difficult, especially because our past was far
from perfect.
Each story I make
different, each excuse a bit more creative; present perfect makes more
sense to me, even if it’s a lie. I bet that she would have never
expected this level of creativity from me, her scientific-minded
roommate who had never written anything other than lab reports....
Click here for full text
Faster Than Youth
by
Matt Dye
There is electricity in the city tonight
and we fly through like two bats out of hell, breaking free. We’re
hyenas and vipers. We laugh and snake and throw our weight around, and
now as the Cadillac hits 85 and we’re rounding the turn, I can feel my
balls drop. This is what being a man feels like.
Tony screams, “Fuck yeah,
Mikey, we’re flying.” I
keep my eyes on the road. I
want to see it as it
disappears. Night time, and
the headlights cut two holes
on the pavement and the dark
in front of us. The Caddy
was just sitting there, in
front of the Circle K,
engine running. I
remembered what my older
brother Freddy had said to
me after his birthday before
he left for college. He
said, “Hey Mikey, the one
thing I regret is I didn’t
do enough crazy shit when I
was young. Now that I’m 18,
fuck, I have too much fun,
it goes on my permanent
record.” I didn’t know what
exactly he meant, so he laid
it out to me as he smoked a
cigarette and I watched on
the back porch. He said
he’d never spray painted his
name on any wall. He said
he’d never really gotten
into a fight, or done
something real crazy like
stolen a car...
Click
here for full text

The Onion Was Me
by
Paul Michel
Not for the life
of him would Elliott consider beginning a story like this:
A man walked into the tavern
where I was drinking and set
a life-sized bust of John
Wayne on the bar.
It’s not his style.
He’s come to accept that,
for better or worse, he’s a
straight-up domestic fiction
guy; stories of hospital
vigils and turgid summers at
the lake house, coming of
age conundrums and the
jangling triangles of
middle-aged romance. He
learned how to write these
stories in graduate school,
nearly twenty years ago. He
writes them still, late into
the night, deep in his
basement study, while his
wife and two sons sleep in
the house above...
Click here for full text
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
 |
|
|
 |
 |
|
 |
Recent
Stories
|
|
Just Neighbors
|
|
by
David Fitzpatrick |
|
My neighbor Jade makes high-pitched
yodeling sounds when she’s having sex –
it’s a combination of screaming,
guttural squeals, and some sort of
spastic vocal cord reaction. Sometimes
it happens so rapidly that you’re not
really sure if you’ve heard it in the
first place. Her apartment sits directly
across from the elevator and, because
she’s in a wheelchair, has an eye hole
forty-two inches off the ground...
|
|
|
Damaged Goods
|
|
by
Ryan Crider |
|
Kale took the Department of Corrections
up on its offer of one month’s stay in a
St. Louis treatment center, an
alternative to sixty days in jail for
violating his probation... |
|
|
One Tough Cookie
|
|
by
Emily Spreng Lowery |
|
“This is your final
warning,” Aunt Bethany told my mother.
“Next time I find a stranger passed out
on your bed, naked as a jaybird, Cory’s
moving in with me. And that’s that.” |
|
|
Things of All
Sizes
|
|
by
Max Fisher-Cohen |
|
I live with my mother. My older
brother is here too, but only since
Thanksgiving, which was about three
weeks ago. He was supposed to head back
to D.C. a few days after the funeral.
Mom won’t stop talking about how he
should have gone back, he’s going to
lose his job, on and on... |
|
|
The Hardest
Science |
|
by
Michelle Reed |
|
I met Drew at an art show I catered for
the students he taught at the
university. He asked me out, and I
said yes because he seemed grounded,
which I assumed made him a terrible
artist, and because it had been a long
time between offers. I said yes
because I was over thirty in a town that
recycled 19-year-olds... |
|
|
Gavin & Gwen
|
|
by
Theo Patterson |
|
If the baby's a boy, I think I'll
name him Gavin. It's kind of lame
since I never heard that name before
I listened to Bush... |
|
|
Memorial Day |
|
by Michael Bible
|
|
A girl in a yellow dress twirled a
small baton then blew her whistle
and the parade began. Two black fire
trucks followed the girl, sirens
moaning. Next, on horseback rode
twelve men with curling waxed
mustaches dressed in stiff crimson
robes and blue powdered wigs... |
|
|
The Long
Answer |
|
by Josh Canipe
|
|
I pulled that trigger on principle.
And that’s what I’ve been trying to
tell everybody, but they don’t want
to hear it. Even Alyssa and
Cynthia look at me with their
eyebrows all arched, that
heart-breaking look in their eyes,
when I try to explain this.
Still, it’s true: sometimes a man
has to fight to keep things from
creeping into his life, from pecking
at it until it’s nothing, even if
those things are his neighbor’s
chickens, which were trespassing on
his property, and even if the cops
show up twenty minutes later, guns
drawn and bodies safely behind the
doors of their cars, to confiscate
his rifle... |
|
|
Where There is
Rain |
|
by Anne Valente |
|
A light rain pelts the bar-room
windows, the glassy panes reflecting
pairs of headlights as they cut
through the evening fog outside.
The bar is dank, near-deserted save
for two guys shooting pool in the
corner, their FedEx uniforms still
on after a long day of work... |
|
|
The Cigarette
|
|
by
Ajani Burrell
|
|
A cloud blotted out the full
moon. Across the courtyard the
neighbor’s apartment one floor lower
glowed like the crimson eye of a
hearth oven. The pervasive
damp-earth scent of Frankfurt in
spring had disappeared. I was sure I
could smell violets from the
adjacent garden, vaguely resembling
her perfume. She moved from room to
room, long ebony hair dancing in her
wake. I took a deep breath... |
|
|
The Bad Thing
That Happens to Good
People
by Ellen Herbert |
|
It was the summer of the red eye
pulsing from my dashboard. Whenever
it appeared I had two minutes to
pick up the long tube attached to
the ignition, put its end in my
mouth, and blow. Hard... |
|
|
The Evolution
of Tulips
|
|
by
Lauren Yaffe
|
|
I start walking and my mind is
blank, calm. Suddenly I'm
furious. I remember an
incident: a woman holding the
door as I entered a museum. As
I passed through and thanked her,
she hissed, "I wasn't holding the
door for you!" |
|
|
Not Sally
|
|
by
Jen Gann |
|
Before we could begin the drive
south to Dan’s mother’s funeral,
before I mixed three homemade gin
and tonics for myself, before I
jutted my hips alone, in my dorm
room, and packed, red-faced and
frenzied, for a week of mourning
with a family that wasn’t mine, Dan
took his Greek exam. |
|
|
Present
Imperfect |
|
by
Suzanne Samples |
|
Even though I knew how badly she had
wanted to go, contacting the
universities is not the most
difficult of my duties. Using the
past perfect tense is more
difficult, especially because our
past was far from perfect... |
|
|
Monsters &
Virgins
|
|
by
Chris Kammerud |
|
Bobby felt sure if Cindy caught him
staring again that there’d be no
going back, that she’d forever see
him as a kind of mutant. A
giant, mucus-covered eyeball stuffed
into a jacket and jeans, absurdly
trying to pass himself off as a
thirteen year-old boy... |
|
|
Skin Fold
|
|
by
Alex Myers |
|
They never rested during rest hour.
Naps were for the junior campers,
the little girls who cried with
homesickness, who wore frilly pink
suits to swim lessons, who adorned
their arms with the lumpy macramé
bracelets they made in arts and
crafts... |
|
|
When I Saw
Jimmy Coulston
|
|
by
Joseph Scott Celizic |
|
Before Anne and I broke up, before
we took a thirty day break to pray
about our future, and before I
dreaded her phone calls that flowed
like rain runoff into a gutter, her
father got us tickets to a boxing
match... |
|
|
Cool White
|
|
by Robert Dall |
|
In the beginning all I wanted was a
normal life.
Not that I had any experience in
this matter. The only kind of life I
knew how to lead was the twitchy,
angst-ridden life of the
overeducated... |
|
|
The Onion Was
Me |
|
by
Paul Michel |
|
Not for the life of him would
Elliott consider beginning a story
like this:
A
man walked into the tavern where I
was drinking and set a life-sized
bust of John Wayne on the bar.
It’s
not his style. He’s come to accept
that, for better or worse, he’s a
straight-up domestic fiction guy;
stories of hospital vigils and
turgid summers at the lake house,
coming of age conundrums and the
jangling triangles of middle-aged
romance... |
|
|
Snippings |
|
by
Dawn Abeita
|
|
When the phone rang early on
Christmas morning,Calvin
knew it would wake Kathryn. He
picked up the phone in the
kitchen. “That was Joelle,” he said
a few minutes later when he appeared
in the bedroom doorway... |
|
|
Faster Than
Youth
|
|
by Matt Dye |
|
There is electricity in the city
tonight and we fly through like two
bats out of hell, breaking
free. We’re hyenas and vipers. We
laugh and snake and throw our weight
around, and now as the Cadillac hits
85 and we’re rounding the turn, I
can feel my balls drop. This is what
being a man feels like |
|
|
Torch Song
|
|
by Dan Webre |
|
It’s coming up on three o’clock and
I’m thinking about who’s got the
best price on beer when Irv walks
over to where I’m weeding the water
garden. I look up from my
crouched position, one hand holding
a dripping mass of hydrilla... |
|
|
A Pattern of
Chaos
|
|
by Chris Lowe |
|
The ducks had come to eat his grass
again, but this time Barrow was
ready. Squat little things,
all brown, they made loud retching
noises when their brown beaks
weren’t filled with tufts of his
perfect Malaysian Summer Grass.
Barrow, who sat behind his row of
hedges, hose in hand, could see the
Phillips boy leaving for school, a
huge backpack hoisted up on his
narrow shoulders. It seemed to
Barrow to be too much weight for
such a young boy... |
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|